20 Hilarious Off the Mark Comics for Your Daily Dose of Humor

May 16, 2025

Daily Dose of Humor by Off the Mark is here, and yes, this is your official comic review to make your day brighter and funnier. If you’ve ever wished someone would take all your daily awkward moments and give them a comedic makeover, Mark Parisi’s Off the Mark has been doing just that brilliantly for decades.

About the Artist Mark Parisi

Mark Parisi is the mind behind Off the Mark, one of the most widely syndicated and beloved single-panel cartoons since its launch in 1987. With over 10,000 cartoons to his name, Parisi has won the National Cartoonists Society’s “Best Newspaper Panel” award and been a Reuben Award finalist multiple times. His signature style? Think quick punchlines, expressive characters, and offbeat humor that finds hilarity in the most unexpected corners of life — from talking dogs to overly honest Santas. His work blends sarcasm, irony, and warm wit into bite-sized daily laughs that stick with you.

#1 LEGO Nightmare Unlocked.

Ever have that recurring dream where your feet won’t move? Imagine it… as a LEGO person. This comic hilariously visualizes the plastic torment of trying to run on a floor you’re literally stuck to. Bonus chuckle: it’s every kid’s dream — and every parent’s foot pain — rolled into one brilliant gag.

**#2 Santa Knows Too Much.**

Mark Parisi takes the “He sees you when you’re sleeping” line and runs with it — straight into TMI territory. When Santa starts dishing out bedtime critiques to innocent kids, the result is creepy, awkward, and hysterical. Off the Mark turns holiday magic into comedy gold.

#3 Filthy Rich, Literally.

What happens when Mr. Clean makes it big? Apparently, he becomes filthy rich — the irony practically scrubs the floor with you. This clever wordplay brings together pop culture and classic bar humor in one smooth single panel.

#4 Dinner with the Potato Heads.

At the Mr. Potato Head dinner table, everyone brought something to the meal — literally. The punchline is snappy, the satire is subtle, and you’ll never look at mashed potatoes the same way again.

#5 Dog Dreams… Or Nightmares?

“Oh look, he’s dreaming about chasing rabbits!” — but the dream is actually a full-blown horror sequence starring a rabid rabbit monster. The contrast between the sweet observation and terrifying dog nightmare makes this comic a comedic masterpiece.

#6 Toilet Wreath, Anyone?

When holiday spirit meets home decor obsession, you get this festive fail. A wreath on the toilet? This comic is for anyone who’s ever gone a bit too hard on Christmas decorations. Guilty as charged.

#7 Amazon Warehouse Meltdown.

Ever wondered what happens after you remove something from your cart… and then add it back? Apparently, chaos. Inside Amazon’s imaginary warehouse, the drama is real and the humor is top-tier.

#8 Prison Ink — Maze Edition.

A rat shows off his “tattoo” from when he was on the “inside”… of a maze. It’s such a clever pun that it might take you a second — but once it lands, it lands hard. Rodent street cred has never looked so hilarious.

#9 Emotional Support Animal… Kinda.

This one is a visual punch in the gut (in the best way). The guy looks worse than ever, and his emotional support animal — a depressed Eeyore-style donkey — is clearly not helping. It’s bleak, it’s dry, and it’s perfection.

#10 The Office Organ Grinder.

If your body parts worked in a corporate office, what would the appendix be doing? Absolutely nothing — and trying to avoid detection. This anatomy-based comic is peak “office humor meets science class” brilliance.

#11 Suspect Cookie Monster.

“I don’t know for sure… but I suspect the new neighbor.” A gingerbread house with bite marks and a suspicious blue monster hiding in the bushes? Parisi delivers a visual clue that hits sweet and sinister at the same time.

#12 Slip ‘n Slide Sanitation.

Running low on baby wipes? One dad’s “creative” solution is every mom’s worst nightmare. This comic hits a wild balance of gross, ridiculous, and darkly relatable. Parenting, Parisi-style.

#13 LEGO Gift of Imagination.

This LEGO dad nailed every kid’s dream gift — and every adult’s confusion. “I got you a car! Or a kitchen! Or an airplane!” You decide. Bonus points for letting reality bend in a box of bricks.

#14 Serious REM Mode.

“She’s in some serious REM…” takes a literal twist when her eyeballs jump out and start running laps. It’s dark, ridiculous, and visually wild — the kind of joke only Off the Mark could pull off so effortlessly.

#15 Runway to the Grocery Store.

Parisi parades our collective need to carry all the groceries in one trip with a fashion runway spoof. The puffed-up model struts with pride — because who hasn’t risked circulation to avoid a second trip?

#16 Santa at Overeaters Anonymous.

Santa’s confession at an anonymous support group is both absurd and way too real. “364 days I’m good… but that one night!” The setup is brilliant, the delivery flawless, and the imagery unforgettable.

#17 Superman’s Heimlich Fail.

Why is Superman not the best choice to save you from choking? Let’s just say the skeleton on the floor says it all. Dark, ironic, and a perfect parody of superhero logic gone wrong.

#18 Frosty’s Hot Mess.

“It’s a smooth ride, Mr. Frosty… and did I mention the heated seats?” Cut to Frosty melting into a puddle. The pun is icy cold, but the burn is HOT. One of Parisi’s best seasonal punchlines.

#19 Grandma’s Superpower.

“I know your birthdays without Facebook.” Mic drop. This one hits home — a generational gag that’s equal parts roast and respect. Grandma’s side-eye says it all.

#20 Mistaken Identity Not the Grinch.

Oscar the Grouch pleads his innocence in a courtroom after being mistaken for the Grinch. “I did NOT steal Christmas!” It’s chaos, confusion, and classic Parisi-style mashup hilarity.

Final Thoughts: A Daily Dose That Never Misses

That wraps up our comic tour of Off the Mark — a true masterclass in quick, quirky humor. Mark Parisi has a knack for making the everyday feel delightfully absurd, and these 20 gems prove it. Whether it’s LEGO feet, Santa’s oversharing, or emotional support donkeys, these panels deliver the kind of joy that makes life a little funnier — one square at a time.

Artist Credit: Mark Parisi

All comics featured are the brilliant work of cartoonist Mark Parisi, the creator behind Off the Mark. His style blends clever satire, visual puns, and unexpected twists that keep fans laughing for decades. You can explore more of his work at:

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