New Funny Cartoons is your front-row ticket to the best laughs on the web right now! Welcome to our comic/cartoon review, where we serve up 20 fresh and fabulously funny panels that are guaranteed to make your day brighter (and maybe even cause a coffee-snort or two). From the offbeat imagination of Bill Abbott, these cartoons capture modern life, family quirks, and pure absurdity with a signature mix of bold art and sharp punchlines.
Artist Bio: Bill Abbott
Bill Abbott is the cartoonist behind “Spectickles” and many of today’s most viral New Funny Cartoons. His work is easy to spot: big noses, quirky glasses, expressive faces, and a style that’s all his own. Abbott’s panels pop up everywhere—from syndicated newspapers to greeting cards to social media feeds. He’s been recognized by the National Cartoonists Society and continues to delight audiences with his blend of dry wit, observational humor, and a dash of old-school charm.
1. Big Fishbowl Energy!
Nothing says “classy” like a wine glass so big it doubles as a fishbowl… or triples as a hat. When the goldfish go missing and someone’s face is buried in the punchbowl, Abbott’s take is both absurd and alarmingly relatable.
2. Monster Insurance Problems!
Frankenstein’s monster can survive a lightning bolt but not a denied insurance claim. This panel turns healthcare headaches into a monster mash of laughs.
3. Security Overkill: Locked Out for Safety
Ever feel like your office’s security is a little too secure? Abbott finds the funny in the irony—protecting your building by keeping everyone out!
4. Witchy Brew Gone Wrong!
Double, double, toil and trouble… and ew, is that a hair? Even the most magical witches lose their appetite over unexpected “ingredients.”
5. Wine List Woes: Red or White, That’s It
Forget fancy tasting notes—here, your options are “red” or “white,” written in marker. Abbott pokes fun at fine dining and our basic choices in style.
6. Marriage Vows, But Funnier!
“The journey of a thousand bad decisions begins with the first one.” Nothing like a little honest wedding advice to kick off a marriage—delivered with Abbott’s signature smirk.
7. Therapy for Whales: Captain Ahab Problems
When your shrink’s office is filled with harpoons, you know therapy is getting deep. Even Moby Dick needs someone to vent to about Captain Ahab.
8. Constructive Criticism Champion
Years of marriage have finally paid off—he’s learned to “listen” to constructive criticism. Or at least, he nods while tuning it out. Married life, summed up.
9. Fishy Feelings on the Line
When you catch a fish this big, nobody is really sure how to feel—especially not the fish. Abbott’s dry humor takes fishing to the next, slightly awkward, level.
10. Bee-autiful Fashion Tips
Bumblebees discuss stripes as a slimming look. You never knew insect fashion could be this funny (or relatable).
11. Fairy Tale Reboots: Hansel and Gretel, The Sequel
Gingerbread is out, gaming is in! Abbott’s modern Hansel and Gretel are lured by PlayStations and Pokémon GO, not candy.
12. Piggy Legal Trouble: Insurance Fraud?
The Three Little Pigs try explaining insurance fraud to a stone-faced investigator. Sorry, boys, “the wolf did it” just won’t cut it anymore.
13. Drill Sergeant Drill: Lifeboat Logic
“Women and children first… but this is just a drill.” Even disaster-prep has its comic moments.
14. Sirens & Unconditional Love
There’s nothing like a touching father-son moment—unless it’s interrupted by police sirens and questionable life choices. Abbott nails the family feels.
15. Diet Pill Dilemma: Don’t Eat, Just Laugh
Lose 15 pounds a week—just take this pill and don’t eat! Abbott lampoons diet culture in one of the most brutally honest health gags around.
16. Real Estate Reality: Who Sold the Shoe?
Who really was the real estate agent for that old woman in the shoe? Nursery rhyme logic never stood a chance against Abbott’s sharp eye.
17. One Chocolate, One Giant Box
When your spouse brings you a massive box with just one chocolate inside, you know you’re married. The cartoon version of every relationship, ever.
18. Life’s Real Meaning… or Not
If you climb the mountain for wisdom, don’t be surprised if the guru is just as lost as you are. Abbott’s take on enlightenment is a journey—and a joke.
19. Fairy Tale Justice: Sleeping Beauty’s Punchline
Forget fairy tales: if you try to kiss Mom while she’s sleeping, she’ll punch out your teeth! Modern parenting, cartoon-style.
20. Supersized Drink Service
A bottle so big it needs its own chair. Abbott’s oversized restaurant gag is perfect for anyone who’s ever needed “just one glass.”
Wrapping It Up: Why New Funny Cartoons Belong In Your Feed
In a world that moves way too fast, New Funny Cartoons give us all permission to slow down and laugh at the chaos. Bill Abbott’s quick wit and instantly recognizable characters make each panel a bright spot in your day—whether you’re procrastinating at work or winding down after dinner.
Credit to the artist: All cartoons in this review are the creation of Bill Abbott, whose unique style and spot-on humor make him a standout in the world of comics. We love Abbott’s way of turning life’s weirdest moments into shareable smiles. For more laughs, visit Abbott Cartoons, Spectickles on Facebook, and @specticklescartoons on Instagram.
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