Absurd dark comics are not for the faint of heart — but for those who love unapologetic, twisted humor, The Grog delivers gold. This comic review dives into 20 of his most hilarious, eyebrow-raising cartoons that prove no topic is off-limits when it comes to finding the funny. Each panel is a punch in the gut, a jab at common sense, or a hilarious misinterpretation of real-life scenarios that spirals into absurdity.
Meet The Grog – Creator of Wildly Absurd Dark Comics
While he doesn’t parade awards, his cult-favorite status in the dark humor space speaks louder than any accolade. The Grog’s themes often revolve around uncomfortable truths, relationship meltdowns, embarrassing medical situations, and the kind of twisted punchlines you can’t help but laugh at — even if you feel a little guilty afterward. His bold lines and expressive characters make each comic instantly recognizable.
#1 Blind Dates Are a Gamble.
When a man wonders why people are hesitant to go on blind dates — while on one with an actual blind woman — we realize The Grog isn’t afraid to take things literally… and hilariously wrong. It’s a clever visual pun that highlights ignorance in the most delightfully awkward way possible.
#2 Catfishing Level: Grandmaster.
“Internet Chatting Without a Webcam” introduces us to a man lying about being attractive, successful, and athletic — all while surrounded by filth and decay. This one is a brutal jab at online dating and self-deception. Classic cringe comedy.
#3 PSPD: A Diagnosis No One Asked For.
From “Post Sex Peeing Disorder” to the wife’s horror over towel usage, this cartoon is wildly inappropriate and wildly funny. The Grog’s genius lies in naming nonsense disorders that sound like they belong in medical textbooks.
#4 Loud Bars, Louder Misunderstandings.
A pianist walks into a bar. Chaos ensues. What follows is a rapid descent into misheard chaos. This panel highlights the comedy of confusion, with a dash of accidental insult and just the right amount of barroom absurdity.
#5 The Goldfish Has Company.
“Not if it’s inside your cat” is the kind of chillingly dark humor that sneaks up on you — and stays there. This one plays on innocence lost, blending childhood innocence with horrifying logic.
#6 Wedding Vows, Rewritten by Beer.
This two-panel gem showcases a man yelling angrily at the TV… only to reveal he’s watching his own wedding ceremony. His wife’s confusion and horror are palpable — and hysterical. It’s savage relationship comedy at its best.
#7 Prognosis: Pun Intended.
A woman worries about her husband losing his limbs, and the doctor’s response? “He’s all right now.” It’s the most callous pun imaginable and exactly why The Grog is the king of dark wordplay.
#8 You’ve Got 24 Hours… Yesterday.
A patient gets the worst kind of news: 24 hours to live… but the doctor’s been trying to call him since yesterday. The timing is cruel, the punchline is perfect. This comic captures dread and hilarity in equal measure.
#9 Stupid Questions, Smart Comebacks.
A teacher tests her students’ self-esteem, only to be roasted by one of them with a line so clean, it should be in textbooks. “I just feel bad you’re standing alone” is the definition of reverse insult comedy.
#10 License to Crash.
From expired licenses to expired patience, this cop-stop comic becomes a full-blown domestic meltdown in four panels. Bonus: It ends with a police intervention and a twist about drinking habits. Rough… and hilarious.
#11 Brutally Honest Medicine.
The doctor delivers the truth about being overweight. But when the patient demands a second opinion, he casually tosses in a jab about her appearance. Savage doesn’t begin to cover it. This one’s brutal honesty in cartoon form.
#12 Ebola & Alzheimer’s: Priorities, People.
What do you do when diagnosed with two horrific conditions? Apparently, The Grog’s answer is: forget the worse one. This cartoon is outrageous, inappropriate, and yet so absurdly funny, you’ll be shocked you laughed.
#13 Honesty Is His Strength… and Downfall.
At a job interview, a candidate says his weakness is honesty. The interviewer disagrees — so the guy swears at him without blinking. This comic wins for its unapologetic punchline and HR-nightmare vibes.
#14 The Logic of Ice Cream and Rings
This comic takes riddles and flips them with pervy misinterpretations. Whether it’s about birds on fences or ice cream and wedding rings, the punchlines all say the same thing: you’ve got a dirty mind, and The Grog knows it.
#15 The Armpit Patty Chef.
When a hair is found in a burger, the diner demands to meet the cook — only to find out how the patties are “prepared.” The punchline about how he makes donuts is so gross, it’s genius. Classic dark absurdity.
#16 Alphabetical Insults.
ABCDEF… what? This love talk between a couple quickly turns insulting, with a seemingly sweet acronym twist that ends in a comedic gut-punch. Only The Grog could weaponize the alphabet like this.
#17 Why Even Live Long?
A doctor asks a patient about all his life pleasures. The man says no to everything. The kicker? “Then why the hell do you want to live to be 80?” The punchline is existential — and hilarious.
#18 One Grill, One Weenie
A man compares his wife’s butt to a BBQ grill. Later in bed, he gets turned down with the ultimate culinary comeback. It’s offensive, cheeky, and a reminder that Grog spares no one in his joke path.
#19 The Pig With Three Legs.
A pig fetches the newspaper and performs tricks — but only has three legs. Why? The farmer’s logic? “Would you eat a pig that smart all at once?” That blend of absurdity and cannibalistic comedy is so Grog.
#20 Bedtime Excuses
When a man gets shut down in bed because of a gynecologist appointment, he responds with a dentist-level burn that’s both brilliant and wildly inappropriate. It’s the perfect closer — ridiculous yet real.
Final Thoughts
If you’ve made it this far without being offended, congratulations — you’re the exact target audience for absurd dark comics by The Grog. These cartoons are bold, inappropriate, often wildly offensive — and completely hilarious. His unapologetic humor makes you wince and laugh at the same time, which is exactly what dark satire is supposed to do.
Artist Credit:
All comics featured in this article are the original work of The Grog, known for his “Single Cell” series. His fearless, boundary-pushing humor, simple but expressive art style, and brutally funny one-liners make him a standout in the absurd humor genre.
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