Hilarious comics online are a timeless escape from reality — and nobody delivers absurdity and wit quite like Scott Hilburn. In this comic review, we’re diving into 20 laugh-worthy panels from The Argyle Sweater series that are clever, quirky, and a little bit twisted. Whether you’re a longtime fan or a casual scroller, these single-panel gems are bound to give your brain a chuckle workout.
About the Artist Scott Hilburn
Scott Hilburn is the brilliant mind behind The Argyle Sweater, a syndicated single-panel cartoon that blends wordplay, pop culture parodies, and absurd logic. Launched in 2008, the comic has earned a loyal following for its creative jokes and offbeat take on everyday life. A master of visual puns, Hilburn often weaves in animals, famous figures, and unexpected punchlines into his panels. His work is widely shared and appreciated not only in newspapers but across digital platforms for its timeless, witty appeal.
#1 The Pup Pub Pun.
A classic pun lovers’ delight — a dog orders a “Cur’s Light” at the bar, showing his ID proudly… which reads “pup pup pup.” This canine comedy hits all the right notes with wordplay, parody, and a touch of absurdity. Hilburn’s clever twist on drinking-age rules in the dog world is just perfect.
#2 Turkeys Take Flight.
The “fight or flight” response gets a hilarious twist when one turkey admits he panicked… and turkeys can’t fly. That’s the joke. The farmer on the ground is the punchline. Witty, unexpected, and completely absurd.
#3 Comma Sutra Discovery.
“I found it under my dad’s bed.” And it’s a book titled Comma Sutra — filled with comma positions like “Yin-Yang” and “Quotation.” This comic wins for smart wordplay and grammar geek humor that’s hilariously inappropriate in the most innocent way.
#4 Grandma’s Strange Grooming Habits.
Red Riding Hood walks in — only to find the “wolf” in full grooming mode. If Little Red had TikTok, this moment would be viral. A fun spin on a classic fairy tale, with modern awkwardness thrown in.
#5 The Early Worm Gets the Bird.
Forget motivation — this one’s straight-up savage. One worm complains about another not waking up for sunrise. “He gave me the finger,” she says. The caption? “The early worm gets the bird.” Brutally funny.
#6 The Patron Saint of Tequila.
A man is saved in a bar, not by a superhero, but by… the Patron Saint (of tequila, naturally). This pun is top-shelf, blending spiritual parody with barroom banter. Cheers to divine intervention!
#7 Ears Pierced Here
Two corn cobs sit in a salon. One’s getting “earrings” while the other protests — “Don’t butter me up, Mom!” A buttery mix of parenting and produce that somehow makes total (and ridiculous) sense.
#8 Hagrid Wasn’t in the Book.
A bearded giant appears on screen. A confused moviegoer says, “I thought this was about a boy wizard.” This comic roasts bad book-to-movie adaptations perfectly — and every Harry Potter fan will get the jab.
#9 Greek Tragedy
Greek letters gather around — Gamma’s been run over. The pun? “Gamma got run over by a reindeer.” You’ve never seen an algebra-themed holiday tragedy this funny.
#10 Snail Speed Workout.
Two snails discuss doing a 5K. “You know I only have two weeks of vacation,” one says. This is fitness humor at a snail’s pace — slow, steady, and silly.
#11 Grim Gets the Bill.
Even the Grim Reaper has his breaking point. He’s shocked at the cost of x-rays. It’s a dark joke about healthcare with a skeletal punchline — and it’s painfully relatable.
#12 Senior Mix-up.
A group of graduates celebrate in front of a building that reads “SENIOR LIVING” backwards. Inside, two old guys look terrified. It’s an innocent sign gag that lands hilariously well.
#13 Pinot-cchio’s Wine Stand.
Pinocchio makes wine with his nose. Literally. “Corked with my own nose,” he proudly declares. This visual gag is vintage Hilburn — wild and weird in the best way.
#14 Bathroom Horror Story.
A woman on a therapist’s couch recounts a traumatic bathroom experience. The punchline? “Classic case of PEE-TSD.” It’s a golden joke, literally and figuratively.
#15 Rubik’s Confession.
A dog brags about solving a Rubik’s Cube — sort of. “Who knows, really?” he says. The poodle reading Eat, Bark, Love looks unimpressed. Classic existential absurdity.
#16 Clapper Confusion
Two birds in bed can’t sleep — thanks to “The Clapper” turning on the lights with every movement. It’s a cozy, dark bedroom joke that hits just right for gadget lovers.
#17 Vegan Hannibal.
Yes, it’s Hannibal Lecter — but vegan now. “You wouldn’t happen to be vegan, would you?” he slyly asks Clarice. Creepy and comical at the same time.
#18 Pork Chop Revenge.
Pigs beat up a customer — again. “Now you don’t like the pork chop?” the waitress scolds. Animal rights and restaurant rage collide hilariously.
#19 Chicken Strip Trauma
A man gets an awkward surprise after ordering “chicken strips.” This time, the chicken actually strips. It’s equal parts cringe and comic gold.
#20 Paul Revere, 3rd Grade
“The teacher is coming!” a kid yells like a Revolutionary War soldier. This comic perfectly captures classroom chaos with historical flair — and a lot of laughs.
Final Thoughts & Artist Credit
And there you have it — 20 hilarious comics online that showcase Scott Hilburn’s absurd brilliance and masterful pun work. His ability to turn everyday situations, historical moments, and pop culture into punchline-packed panels is what makes The Argyle Sweater endlessly bingeable.
Credit: All comics featured in this review are the creative work of Scott Hilburn, syndicated by Andrews McMeel Syndication. We love his blend of absurdism and wit, and you can explore more of his work on:
- 🌐 theargylesweater.com
- 📘 Facebook: Scott Hilburn Comics
- 📸 Instagram: @argylesweater
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