Dogs on the 4th comics are the kind you send to one specific friend, never the family group chat. The art is bright and friendly, with round faces and bold outlines. The jokes are not. Each strip builds a perfectly normal setup, then swerves into a punchline so rude, gross, or absurd that you laugh before you can stop yourself.
The targets are everyday: Zoom calls, old video games, dads and thermostats, dogs with terrible habits, and a whole lot of bedroom humor. Below are 22 favorites, from a man who quits over a bathroom sign to a planet stuck in a dryer.
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1. Not That Kind of Storm
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Two brothers watch a storm roll in, and one gets the name hilariously wrong. His brother corrects him with total confidence, but only on the weather science. The final panel shows the storm itself, and it’s dressed for the joke.
2. Slognar the Monster Meets His Match
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A spiky green monster roars out a terrifying threat. Instead of running, the woman cheers. Slognar is left blushing and very confused about who is scaring whom.
3. A Very Unusual Pocket Monster
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The repairman hears the power washer died mid-job and sadly nods. Then they both look at the half-cleaned patio. The cheeky shape left on the stone was, apparently, already there.
4. Potty Mouth at the Pearly Gates
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God tells a newcomer he isn’t getting into heaven because he didn’t believe. The furious reply is full of swearing, so God scolds him for his potty mouth. The reveal: the newcomer is a toilet.
5. A Very Considerate Lover
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He promises his partner he’s a considerate lover. A caption reads “38 seconds later.” When she asks if that’s it, he has the perfect excuse: he respects her time.
6. Feeding the Birds
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A guy fills his bird feeder and watches two birds eat. His word choice takes a weird turn halfway through. The birds stop chewing and stare at him in pure horror.
7. The Big Winner
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Balloons, a bow tie, and a host shouting congratulations to the big winner. Then the banner comes into view. The trophy is tiny, the category is very personal, and the winner’s forced smile says everything.
8. Employees Must Wash Hands
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An employee walks out of the bathroom stall and spots the sign over the sink. He glares at it. Rather than wash his hands, he quits, and seals the deal with a friendly handshake from his boss.
9. The Adventures of R1-D1
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Meet a droid from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far down south. A space monk hears its beeps and boops and looks annoyed. The bright pink beam that follows is not quite a standard weapon.
10. What’s the World Coming To?
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A guy wonders aloud what the world is coming to. Cut to outer space, where a planet is stuck in a dryer and calling for help. The ground rumbles, and the last panel gives Earth a very literal answer.
11. The Ketchup Bottle’s Big Moment
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Three red panels of heavy breathing and “don’t stop” sound very wrong. The final panel pulls back. It’s just a guy smacking a ketchup bottle until it bursts all over his burger.
12. When Your Sports Team Loses
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His team lost, and he calmly explains that it has no real impact on his life. It shouldn’t ruin his day. Then he admits, with a few strong words, that he’s going to let it anyway.
13. Not Cooling the Whole Neighborhood
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Dad visits his son’s first house and beams with pride. Then the son tells him to close the door, because he isn’t air conditioning the whole neighborhood. Dad glows with joy at hearing his own line come back.
14. Rusty, Don’t Eat Your Poop
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His owner praises Rusty for a good potty and warns him not to eat it. Rusty narrates his plan out loud. Every dog owner already knows how the last panel goes.
15. I Said What I Said
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His partner asks why he’s carrying a roll of paper towels to the bathroom. She points out they have toilet paper. From behind the closed door, he refuses to explain himself.
16. Licking the Cheese Dust
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Three silent panels of a guy licking orange cheese dust off his fingers, one by one. In the last panel, he’s in bed, still licking. The cool cheetah snack mascot is lying right next to him.
17. Christmas Eve Magic
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A couple gets romantic on Christmas Eve, and one of them notices the shelf elf staring right at them. The other decides he gets a front-row seat. The elf keeps smiling, with a single tear rolling down his face.
18. Blowing on Old Game Cartridges
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A guy finds his old video games and remembers the classic trick to make them work. The cartridge nervously warns him that it’s been a long time. One big blow later, a cloud of decades-old dust covers his face.
19. Bob, You’re on Mute
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The boss hands the video call over to Bob, who starts talking with his mic muted. He keeps going, more and more passionately. By the last panel, everyone is begging Bob to please stay on mute.
20. Nice to Meet Ya
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A cheerful stranger shakes hands and shares way too much about his plans for that hand later. The other guy says he didn’t need to know that. His sad little wave goodbye says even more.
21. Asking the Slightly Racist Uncle
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Can’t decide what to order, so he asks his slightly racist uncle for advice. The uncle answers a completely different question nobody asked. The waitress cringes, and the nephew just orders a cheeseburger.
22. Drinking Straight From the Spigot
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A giant red drink pitcher apologizes for being out of cups. His guest says no problem, he’ll drink right from the spigot. The pitcher’s face goes from shock to a very relaxed “oh, yeah.”
